dontneedfeminism
siryouarebeingmocked:

thatalbanianguy:

nothealthyateverysize:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

checkyoursenseofentitlement:

Fat Entitlement is getting fat and expecting your partner to still find you attractive.
Fat Entitlement is your partner staying fit and you getting lazy
Fat Entitlement is thinking that you’re entitled to sex, no matter how your partner may feel.
Fat Entitlement is making your partner take medications rather than take care of yourself.

This is just fucking disgusting, and why I dislike the “Fat Acceptance” movement. Nothing but a bunch of childish, brats.

Tldr; I’m a fat pig and my husband is the one who should change

And this is kind of why im tired of these damn people. “what, you dont find me attractive? You’re a horrible person!” They seriously need to shut the fuck up.

I could’ve sworn love was about trying to make the other person happy. Not unilaterally making major decisions and expecting your spouse to like them.

siryouarebeingmocked:

thatalbanianguy:

nothealthyateverysize:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

checkyoursenseofentitlement:

Fat Entitlement is getting fat and expecting your partner to still find you attractive.

Fat Entitlement is your partner staying fit and you getting lazy

Fat Entitlement is thinking that you’re entitled to sex, no matter how your partner may feel.

Fat Entitlement is making your partner take medications rather than take care of yourself.

This is just fucking disgusting, and why I dislike the “Fat Acceptance” movement. Nothing but a bunch of childish, brats.

Tldr; I’m a fat pig and my husband is the one who should change

And this is kind of why im tired of these damn people. “what, you dont find me attractive? You’re a horrible person!” They seriously need to shut the fuck up.

I could’ve sworn love was about trying to make the other person happy. Not unilaterally making major decisions and expecting your spouse to like them.

belleleossa

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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smitty-warbenjagermanjensen

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

smitty-warbenjagermanjensen

benedict-scumberbatch:

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

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I think a part of me died.